To my four boys, I love you so much!
My heart races with just a smile or touch.
In a life of mistakes, heading in the wrong direction,
You saved me from failure with your sheer perfection.
Those words being said, I'd like to say a few more:
Pick up your damn clothes off the bathroom floor!
Stop peeing in the front yard and on the toilet seat,
And leaving your Lego's around to torture my feet!
Stop farting in public and resetting my clock,
And the cat is just fine, he doesn't need a Mohawk!
When you go #2, remember to FLUSH,
And for God's sake, USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!
Don't tell your brother for Christmas he's getting coal,
And OVER MY DEAD BODY will you have a stripper pole!
Don't tell your teachers that I always curse,
And stop putting used tissues inside my purse!
Having gotten those few issues off my chest,
Though there's much more, I feel less stressed.
I love you boys very much, allow me to repeat.
But please bear in mind, I kept the receipt!
